You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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