I got chris browned last night
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
tell me about the fingering
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