if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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