oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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