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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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