My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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