can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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