I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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