i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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