my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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