Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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