these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
if only i could text you this smell
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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