Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
