I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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