I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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