I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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