That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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