I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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