if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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