what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Enjoy the penises
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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