im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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