I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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