garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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