Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
