please come you make the beer taste better
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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