i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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