My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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