btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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