i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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