So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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