U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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