If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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