Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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