i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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