i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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