think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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