Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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