no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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