we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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