i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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