I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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