she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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