In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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