Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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