if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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