hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have demons in me.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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