ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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