i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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