dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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