We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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