Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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