She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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