Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just found a bag of teeth...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i believe in u and ur pee
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