HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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