5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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