I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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