oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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